So this is only my first blog…but it would be really cool to have an awesome first line. No pressure or anything.
I had a farm in Africa…whoops, scratch that. It wasn’t really a farm and I just took some pictures and left.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…except it’s not either (yet).
It is a fact universally acknowledged that a man in possession of…whoa, in possession of what? Dude, you can get arrested for that.
Oh, forget it. Let’s be real. The world is going to hell in a handbasket. Life is hard. In the immortal words of Mark Mallman, “I was looking for substance…but all I found were substances.”
So let’s just have some fun, okay? More later when my dog isn’t trying to feast on my arm.